I hate it when they call me big poppa!

Rolling out the new Bodyrock Bootcamp ads. BRBC-Bringing your body back old school.

Can you resist going to get down!

Oh Yeah im Jamming to this!

This is an insanely funny music video called Toe Jam by Brighton Port Authority. So freaking well done & funny and a great marketing tool, right! Videos like this bring dope attention to songs that would otherwise go fairly unnoticed (on the radio) even though its a very catchy song.  -It also kinda' makes me wanna be a groupie because with a video like this I imagine the band is probably fun to kick it with...

(...what is it with me and 70's porn lately...) 

Diesel XXX

 Anyone who knows me is well aware of my fondness for designing crazy party invitations, but I ain't got s*** on this one. Woohaa. How can you not be excited to go to this party I ask.

ABOUT ME. REAL TALK. FOR REALS. SERIOUSLY.

So what had happend was I got strongly recommended by "some" people at work to NOT post this About Me on my real site.  -Said I might not be taken seriously, and perhaps I would also scare people. OK fine, got it, thanks for looking out!, but I can't just put it in the trash right! There are like a million blogs out there you will forget about this post in a hot minute anyway.

IT'S A MIRACLE

5 YEARS IN THE MAKING...I ALMOST CAN NOT BELIEVE IT.

MY  WEBSITE IS FINALLY UP. THANK YOU JESUS/JAMES BROWN/TRACY MORGAN/SWEDISH MEATBALLS/QUEEN OF ENGLAND/ETC  YOU GET THE POINT. I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN SINCE 2003. WHOOOMP WHOOOMP! 

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It's alive!