ABOUT ME. REAL TALK. FOR REALS. SERIOUSLY.

So what had happend was I got strongly recommended by "some" people at work to NOT post this About Me on my real site.  -Said I might not be taken seriously, and perhaps I would also scare people. OK fine, got it, thanks for looking out!, but I can't just put it in the trash right! There are like a million blogs out there you will forget about this post in a hot minute anyway.